The heavens called!The earth cried out! The crowd roared! All called on him to strike back against evil!

(pixiv link)

Now listen up, villains! He was the champion of justice! Kamen Rider Stronger!

(pixiv link)

Yeah, so…

He has gone on to a far better place, where Tackle is waiting for him, to fight the forces of evil that threaten the peace of the world…

Shit, I can’t really write well :<

Guilty Crown is roundly lauded as simply being terrible, Symphogear is a cheesy lesbofest, Lagrange is a CLASSIER lesbofest, didn’t really catch the rest of the season, Bodacious Space Pirates plods along swimmingly (and it is STILL an excellent show), and Daily Lives of High School Boys was a surprise dark horse that surged into everyone’s hearts with it’s comedic wit.

Oh, and PoyoPoyo is disgustingly adorable.

Unfortuantely for everyone, I think we can all agree on oone thing:

Aquarion EVOL deserves the Best Show of Season, simply for being so patently ridiculous and having something for everyone.

Kawamori’s tale of a super robot piloted and fueled by the emotional (and some would say emo) relationships of it’s large pool of pilots has become… a tale of a super robot piloted and fueled by the the emotions of a bloody harem comedy.

The last time this happened, the result was Martian Successor Nadesico. And now Kawamori is bringing us back to 1995, except this time he’s using the power of moe. Oh, and Aquarion.

I hope you are Getting To Burning folks, because it’s time to…

GO, AQUARION! 10 GREAT MOMENTS FROM AQUARION EVOL!

10. Aquarion EVOL APPEARS!

GO, AQUARION EVOL!

Up until this point in the show, everything Neo-Deava knew about Aquarion was that it was a Very Bad Thing. Very Bad Things happened to young pilots in love when they piloted the Aquarion. The last time it happened, Aquarion put on it’s best EVA-01 impression and went nuts.

Then again, it was a shitty Aquarion Gepard, completely incapable of being the super robot it was supposed to be.

Which is why they built the wall and segregated the students. And put in… birth control jewels to prevent the union from happening. Yeah, I’m gonna leave it at that.

And then Amata came along, with Mikono in tow. Together, they hijacked Vector Z (not unlike all the times it happened in… MACROSS!) broke the birth control stones, and out popped Aquarion EVOL.

And then everyone shat bricks.

9. orzQUARION

“Did he just… make that giant robot bow in apology?”

Amata made a royal mess of things until this point. He made a new friend, Andy W. Hole. Said friend is the designated buttmonkey of the entire show. Together, they would kick reason to the curb, dig holes and defeat the AntiSpirals with  Gurren-Lagann dig their way to the girls’ dorms. Unfortunately for Amata, he not just had his fill of Mikono’s panties, the bugger put his face in her crotch.

Feeling really guilty for that (after all, the canon pairing is AmataxMikono), Amata seeks a way to apologize to her.

And then he is thrust into a practice battle. Which happens to be broadcast to the female classrooms.

Amata cottons on to the idea that a certain pissed-off girl is watching and proceeds to put on a heroic display of badassitude that would make her forget about his misdemeanors last night.

…Which is what one would expect if this was some sort of a stupid robot show.

This is Aquarion EVOL, for crying out loud. Amata takes the Gepard and proceed to evoke the most badass…

Wait for it…

Bow of Apology. For the girl he pissed off last night. In the middle of a practice battle. His Bow Of Apology was so manly it made the computer divide by zero in a fit of illogic.

8. FUDO ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

He does not need air.

He is the most flamboyantly dressed character of the show. Every time he speaks, you can expect a manly epic line.

His “official” introductory episode has him… hijacking the boat Mikono is on and diverting it towards Neo-Deava, forcibly taking command of the Neo-Deava control room and making Mikono pilot Aquarion. All while hamming it up in the most manly way ever.

Oozing manliness and dripping with ALL THE HAM, Fudo ZEN quite possibly the best character of the show.

Even if he had to make HARRY ORD bow to him. Then again, he does not need air.

7. Oh Cods Crea

Donuts and tea. Stay Classy, Kawamori.

Gothloli kuudere who rides on Fudo ZEN’s back, exploring Earth for information related to Aquarion, owns Neo-Deava and is voiced by Sakura Tange.

Without her, we would never have Shrade in the story.

I think I’m in love.

6. LOVE IS FORBIDDEN

LOVE IS FORBIDDEN. ALSO, AIR.

Right after Amata, Cayenne and Mikono proceed to give Jin INFINITE WHUPPINGS, the Infinity Punch proceeded to do what JFK told Khrushchev to do: tear down the Berlin Wall.

With this act, the walls of segregation came atumblin’ down, and Neo-Deava would become known for its free love policy and totally hot babes.

No wait, this is Aquarion EVOL, not some shitty robot nukige ripoff.

What really happened: Fudo ZEN bans the sparkles out of relationships! WITH A TON OF RAW HAM. And everyone is disappointed.

5. Episode 5

What is the strongest feeling one can have? It’s love.

There are a lot of moments in this single episode alone. It is a crazy whirlwind of revelation, foreshadowing and for some odd reason, shock collars.

First up, the students are taken out on a field trip for a lesson. Said lesson is going out on dates. They are also made to wear shock collars, for no good reason.

The we’re treated to seeing the students experience love for the first time…. only to relate it with a painful electric shock. Things don’t go TOO well, and then we realize that Shrade x Cayenne is a canon (of sorts) pairing, and that Sazanka is a bloody fujoshi.

Donar, apparently, has an airgun attachment for his BIONIC ARMS (besides having the power to shock students with a touch and generally being a badass cyborg of a man). Amata, apparently, will fly for anyone. Oh and poor Zessica will never have a chance with Amata, simply because Kawamori wants to shatter our hopes for Amata x Zessica with a peal of laughter.

Oh, and Kagura, apparently, is some sort of creepy stalker with a robot.

This episode is a laugh riot before to takes a turn for the serious.

4. Aquarion SPADA!

SWORDQUARION!

This is Shrade’s Crowning Moment of total balls-out sparkly bishie awesome. With a swift flourish of action (accompanied by some totally rad classical piano music), he utters musical terms and proceeds to make Kagura’s day a whole lot worse.

Shrade gives Aquarion EVOL another rad form and gives that wild dog Kagura an EXTREME lesson in manners.

3. INVISIBLE SHORYUKEN

I’d post the infamous Yunoha orgasm picture, but I’d probably get arrested.

Seriously, the show gets more and more ridiculous.

While we’re introduced to Yunoha all the way back in episode 5, we thought the frog plushie was Yunoha. Little did we know…

That the owner of the plushie was not just a cute loli, but also the key to taking down Jin’s Radius Gniss.

And her power is… turning herself invisible and transparent? Totally just the thing to counter Jin’s Beamspam McMuppetry!

But really now, shy, has gradient hair, loli and easily embarrassed? Yunoha is totally and utterly ℳℴℯ❤

2. GET NAKED, DODGE BULLETS

As people get naked, their senses get sharper. Rip off your clothes, let down your guard and you will be able to sense the enemy’s moves with perfect precision.

Jin, being the sore loser that he is, tries to channel his inner Kyosuke Nanbu and kits up his ride so that he could pretend he was Revolver Staking the Aquarion. Unfortunately for Jin, he’s not Kyosuke Nanbu, nor did he expect Zessica, Mikono and Amata to pander to the home viewers and proceed to GET NAKED. (Or as naked as the censors allow.)

Not only does Amata become the hottest piece of ass in the school, Jin gets his arse kicked seventeen ways to Nevada. He even comments that his arse kicking was stupid. (In all respects, GET NAKED, DELIVER ARSE KICKING is a very silly idea.)

The fanservice was so hot even Shrade had to join in on the hot stripping action, providing some much-needed MANSERVICE.

1. Andy’s Manly Confession of LOVE

“Let me fill the hole in your heart with the dirt from mine! Listen up, Mix! My very first coed Union can’t be with anyone else but you!”

Good grief Andy, stop being so badass manly. You’re the designated buttmonkey, for crying out loud.

You’re supposed to be jacked out at the very last moment so that PLOT-IMPORTANT characters (like Amata) can come in and save the day.

Your job is comedic relief. You are to be ridiculed, made fun of, punched, kicked and physically abused. You are the protagonist’s best friend, and your role is to be the comic foil, the punching bag, the court jester.

You are not supposed to transcend your role, and most importantly, you are supposed to NEVER get a girl.

So what are you doing in this episode confessing your feelings to Mix, taking a hit for her and imply that she’s the only one fit to take your virginity away? That’s clearly a violation of your duties, and I hope you get the hint.

DAMMIT ANDY, I AM SO VERY, VERY JELLY OF YOU.

(On a completely unrelated note, Mix is very, very ℳℴℯ❤. Also, very, very Kirino.)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Peanut Gallery, welcome to Aquarion EVOL. Strap in your seatbelts and check your biases at the door, because the ride ain’t over yet.

Next Week, Kawamori is going to troll us even harder with even more shipping rage. He’s gonna ship Yunoha with Jin (implying Jin is a bloody pedo). And he’ll probably ship Mikage and Shrade together, because he’s a damned sadist.

AND REMEMBER FOLKS!

YAOI IS ACCEPTABLE FOR MANLY MEN

Errr, I mean!

LOVE IS FORBIDDEN!

What do you mean I’m supposed to post a moe girl giving me chocolates on Feburary 14?

I thought today was when I break out the MANLY ANIMES and start feeling better about myself. Because I am a man. And appreciating manliness is extra special today, since, y’know, people should start feeling better about themselves or something.

Oh yeah, right. MANLY ANIMES list.

• Fist of the North Star
• Shin Mazinger Z
• Koutetsushin JEEG
• Overman King Gainer
• Combat Mecha Xabungle
• Kamen Rider STRONGER
• Kamen Rider BLACK
• MazinKaiser
• HeartCatch Precure (shut up man it is totally manly and baller)
• GaoGaiGar
• G Gundam
• The 08th MS Team (because Norris Packard IS A MAN)
• Aquarion EVOL (Yes I know it’s still airing and all BUT FUDO ZEEEEEN IS A MAAAAN)
• Daitarn 3
• Galaxy Cyclone BRAIGER

And remember folks, FUDO ZEEEEEEEEN doesn’t need air.

PS:

DO YOU REMEMBER SAYAKA

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN SEIKYU BECAME MEGUCA?

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SEIKYU IS A LESBIAN?

THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU REALIZED SEIKYU WOULD BECOME OKTAVIA

I’D SAYAKA SO

PPS: I am a terrible person and I hate myself.

PPPS: Yes I do remember Mami. Perhaps for a little longer. T_T

tl;dr: SOPA and PROTECT IP is bad and Shocker was behind SOPA. Now let’s travel through time and space and RIDER KICK Kamen Rider Decade.

If you haven’t heard, America, your leaders are trying to destroy the Internet for good, along with tons of small businesses and quite possibly the global economy.

These two ways corporations are trying to use are called the SOPA Bill and the PROTECT IP Bill.

If you haven’t read up on the Bills themselves, there’s a few places that explain it. (Mostly SOPA stuff, but PROTECT IP is similar)

If you thought SOPA would cause Wikipedia to shut down and all, or Reddit to finally close, or 4chan to be anally raped by a legislative baton, you’re half right. As I understand it, the Bills, should they pass, would give the US the power to effectively forcibly break the Internet. And as much as I think the Internet in general needs to be spanked a few times, this is NOT the way to go.

In Singapore, SOPA and PROTECT IP are basically carved into our lawbooks. Copyright infringement is considered a criminal offense, subject to jailtime for even parallel-importing Chinese Coca-Cola (been done before, thank you Odex for abusing this). While Singapore symbolically blocks 100 of the most offensive sites, we’ve got the nonsense in SOPA and PROTECT IP that allows our government to effectively seize control of an offending site and whatnot. Hilariously enough, I have no recollection of it being put to use, but it’s there, all right.

The potential abuse for this law is so staggering, it could finally cause the shutdown of the global economy as we know it. All you need is a group of disgruntled OWS protestors inside Wall Street and a Harddrive full of porn ripped from a porn paysite…

You get the picture.

To be honest,  I do understand that many, many people make their living on the Internet (and I require Google et al to DO MY JORB). Actual content creators (and not MPAA et al) solely rely on the Internet to make money. Artists on deviantArt require commissions to survive. Amateur craftsmen require Etsy and other related sites to hawk their wares. Some companies require an Internet connection to use their Production Line Management Software. Indie game developers and musicians require the Internet for exposure and money, since they can’t kill themselves going on tour.

And obviously, even the most crabby hermit would know of Justin Bieber.

If you’d like to experience how I live, then go ahead and pretend that your government is doing the right thing by doing the same thing Britain did in the 17th century. Or what Thomas Alva Edison did to create Hollywood (unsurprisingly, they didn’t learn their lessons).

And as for anyone who scream “censorship”, give it a break. I’m not supposed to be blogging and I’m still alive, fine and holding down a steady job despite being considered a criminal simply because I refuse to follow either materialism or going against my leaders.

Secondly, my 2011 was actually pretty eventful. I got hired, fired and rehired, all in the span of one year. I watched some anime and I loved them all, despite their flaws. I GOT A WAIFU AND NOW I WANT TO OFF MYSELF.

And now, the Seasonal Previews.

A lot of people say Winter is lackluster compared to last year. Objectively, it’s true, but most of the blogging community can go suck a bag of whale dicks for being stuck in that mode of thinking.

Miniskirt Pirates: Holy shit they have pirates and highschool girls and The Hero Cycle And Captain Harlock References And In SPAAAAAAAAACE. Calling it. BEST OF SEASON MOST DEFINITELY.

Aquarion EVOL: 12,000 years after the emofest that was Aquarion, the new Aquarion is powered by the power of moe, Kawamori’s sexy mecha designs and a bit of hot-blooded love. Throw in the required whining and awkwardness that defines Aquarion and we have a winner. I have never been this hype for a mecha show. FOLLOWING THIS LIKE A HAWK.

Thermae Romae: It’s a weird story about a Roman architect in the golden era of the Roman Empire who got high and almost dead while bathing. His mind travels to Japan to get inspiration for a new bath. It’s a good thing it’s so short.

SymphoLesbogear: It has LESBIANS. And singing. And odd references to The World Ends With you. And over-the-top flashy attacks. And LESBIANS. Dunno if it’ll work after the first episode, though.

PoyoPoyo: OMG IT IS ABOUT A ROUND CAT

High School DxD: It’s not about high-schoolers playing D&D 4E. Instead it feels like a mediocre ripoff of Ichiban Ushimaro DaiMaou. Oh well, if the idiot protag dies constantly, I’ll have something to watch for.

Another: They said this was gonna be horror. instead, I get the “oh dear, it’s gonna be ef with crappy horror elements thrown in” vibe. At least they got the music right. now if only Takashi Miike could direct this…

Lagrange no Rinne: Lesbians ride sexy Nissan-designed transforming mecha that rip off the VF-19′s abilities to fight against aliens that look like male human beings. Ehhhhhhhhh. But Aquarion EVOL was so much better…

Nisemontogatari: Senjoguhara protects Pedoragi Koyomi from his inner pedo beast the only way she knows how: SM PLAY. There’s a bunch of witty dialogue, but seriously, have you seen him flirting with Mayoi?

Daily Lives of High School Boys: SKIRTS ARE A MAN’S ROMANCE.

Not touched: not touched: Recorder to Randsell, Ano Natsu De Matteru Onegai Anaru, Brave 10

Catching up from last year: Eureka 7, Steins;Gate

Also I’ll finally start watching Disappearance.

And I have to talk about this cripple girl game that got released a few weeks ago.

Includes:

-Most people pictured are Ecole’s representatives, Arcadia staff, tournament staff, and top melty blood players.

-My visits to Famous Arcades such as Joybox (Closed, Shinjuku, Tokyo), Mikado (Takadanobaba, Tokyo), Acho (Kyoto), Club Sega (Akihabara, Tokyo), Yokohama Freedom (Yokohama) and GameSky (Nagoya).
-Pictures of Mikado weekly tournaments, Acho’s 10th Anniversary melty tournament, and Hydra GP.  Sometimes I included tournament brackets.
-Shopping trips to Comiket 80/81, Akihabara, Animate, and Tora no Ana.
-City and Park Life (Tokyo/Ueno)
-Multiple Temples (Primarily Yasaka Temple in Kyoto)
-Museum Visit (Art Museums and Alfred Nobel Museum)
-Class Photos
-Dorm Room Photos
-Life-Size Gundam Tour in Odaiba.

-Pictures of my some of my treasures from Akihabara, Sunshine City, and Comiket.
-Trains
-Parfaits and cake in celebration of the K-ON movie release.
-Some of my homework so I feel accomplished even though I can’t remember Kanji for my life.
-Food

I intend to use these pictures for posts later to highlight certain things, but here’s your chance to see all the stupid poses and things I found awkward or funny about Japan during my trip.  Thought this’d be as interesting as a real post, so enjoy!

Please remember, you can use the image gallery browse tool by clicking a picture and then hitting next picture to make the large browse easier for you.  There’s plenty of things I found entertaining if you look closely at some of the pictures!  My favorite pictures here are of a Korean favoritism protest against a TV station I ran into.  It showed what the people are really capable of, regardless of the content they were protesting.

Happy New Year, from Komi and me!

Also please watch out for stray flying cats, arrows and Angry Birds. And always remember to wear knee protection. And look both ways for dragons before crossing the street.

The editorial. A mainstay of any newspaper for any loudmouth editor or senior reporter to fire off his opinion on a thing. Or the outlet of some ivory-tower academic who thinks he has the solution to a certain problem but isn’t blessed with the smarts to get into the lucrative world of science. Or perhaps you ran a school newspaper that one time and you decided to spill the secrets to your biology teacher’s sordid affair with the school lunch on that little strip of paper you call your own.

Once the mainstay of such glorious news outlets like The Onion, the Internet has turned anyone and everyone into the newspaper editorialist. All you need to do is to have an opinion, a place to write and voila! You are now writing editorials! AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

But Woah There, lil’ pardner! Don’t go countin’ yer chickens before they’ve hatched! We gotta find out why did you want to pretend to be running a newspaper in the first place!
The WHY.

Are you perhaps someone with a big fat ego and an even bigger mouth? Then congratulations! You have the right drive to crank out editorials! Anyone who wants to write editorials meeds to have a big fat ego.

Remember that the act of writing an editorial is, in fact, stroking your own ego. The bigger your ego is, the more satisfying it is to stroke it. You’re the most awesome person in the universe, and no one has the unique, world changing outlook you do. The fact that you are writing an editorial signifies how blessed the world will be if you actually finish it.

Having a big enough ego is also very, very useful. The Internet is a very dangerous place, with trolls and dissidents lurking around at every corner. Some of them are even armed with rapier wit, acidic barbs, droll memes, or even vicious, burning hatred. The ego makes an effective shield for any and all of these attacks, and in times of dire need, an excellent bashing weapon. Even if you are armed with rapier wit, humor and acid barbs, nothing beeats the satisfaction of beating a dissident with your giant ego.

What else is needed to write an editorial? Why, a big fat metaphorical mouth, of course!

Here’s the thing. Being an editorialist means you have a big fat mouth that never stops talking ab out a related subject. In order to get the most attention out of people, you just have to big and loud. What isn’t needed is a rapier wit, gentlemanly conduct or even enthusiam. Forget about those! You just gotta be a lot louder than the rest of these editorial hacks! Every single editorialist out there is a big fat egoistic windbag! Sure, they may be gentlemanly. Or perhaps they have more drive than you. Or, worse still, they’ve got loads of experience because they were, HORROR OF HORRORS, ACADEMICS. You cna’t compete on their terms, buddy! You just gotta be louder than them hacks!

Ego and a loud mouth; that’s all you need to be an editorialist.

Now, if you’re thinking that you gotta love to write to get on the editorial trail, then son, you are so fucking retarded I oughta shove a pig up yer re-tarded ass! If you really love writing you’d be either writing some shity Mary-Sue sparkly vampire story or some terrible, terrible fanfiction! You can’t just waltz into the scene claiming you “love to write”! That’s a shithead aspiration! You gotta be conceited! Loud! Be an arse to everyone around you! Not some wishy-washy idiot who writes “for the love of writing”

You are not here to spread shitty Mary-Sue fanfiction! you are here to WAGE WAR! A war of ego, bile and lots of spilled ink! At the end of the day, if you are not crushing your enemy under the weight of your ego, you WILL be crushed under someone else’s! Shake off those mental delusions and get ready to BUTT HEADS.

And that’s why we write editorials.

The HOW

And now you’re up to speed on why would YOU want to write an editorial, now’s a good time to learn how all the good ones crank out quality editorials.

Forget what you’ve learned in writing school or online. Like I said earlier, writing an editorial doesn’t involve sourcing for information, reading up on what is being editorialized, or any of that research junk. For one thing, you don’t have that time! Or Experience! And this isn’t a research paper or a thesis!

Now pay attention, folks, I’m gonna break it down into an easy 3-step process.

The first step to any good editorial is…

STEP 1: HAVE AN OPINION.

Why the HELL are you even thinking about writing an editorial if you don’t have an opinion? Get one! And don’t think of ripping off other people’s opinions, that makes you look stupid and mainstream. Get your own one! Read the god Delusion! Watch An Inconvenient Truth! Do SOMETHING. Then come back when you’re nice and opinionated.

…Okay, I’m gonna have to make a concession here. At least do some cursory research on the thing you want to have an opinion on. It’s not good if you have a nice, rock-hard opinion and you FUCKING MISS THE TARGET because you weren’t FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS. And Madoka forbid you actually watch the show they are discussing about (if there is a show to discuss). Just the wikipedia article is more than enough. If you wanna be a little heretical, look up the ANN database for the show. But that’s all ya gotta do.

Once your opinion is nice and ready, we gotta have to…

STEP 2: WRITE IT.

Unfortunately, an editorial isn’t a Tweet, or a Facebook status update. You don’t have enough characters to write an editorial on both sites, so don’t even bother. And doing so on either site makes you look like an imbecile.

What you need is… well, you have signed up to a one of those fancy weblogging sites and/or have at least Notepad, yes? Or some Unix/MacOS equivalent of Notepad, yes? Then fire up that program and start hammering away! Don’t worry about the quality at this point; focus on your raw, pent-up opinion and let it all out.

It may seem unintelligible now, but you’re gonna look it over before you start posting. The point is to get it all out, no matter how messy it is.

Now, take a deep breath and look at the mess you made. It’s untidy, unreadable and unless you’re Jackson Pollock, you ARE not gonna pass that off as modern art. Now you gotta tidy it up and make it readable. Probably throw in a spellcheck as well. Don’t want a grammar nazi picking on poor spelling.

Turned it into something a human can parse without screaming in fear and muttering about Cthulhu? Good. Now you’re ready to show those bigots whatfor. Just one more thign, though…

STEP THREE: DISTRACT THE READER WITH PRETTY PICTURES

Even the most base tabloid editorial has at least ONE picture in their article; if only to distract the reader from the wall of words. Sadly, most of the time, it’s their ugly mug.

Thankfully, you’re writing an editorial ON THE INTERNET! And there’s a useful little tool called GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH. Just hammer in a search term of whatever you like and take a few photos you like. Remember to give credit where it’s due, or some stupid elitist prick will whine about how we are “stealing” pictures. Or just take pictures from wikipedia. Wiki pics are free to use, but remember to give them the damn credit.

minor disclaimer: Unlike most people, I actually know some people who do… draw as a hobby. I’ve gotten their permissions a loooooong time back to use in my editorials when I can. Most of you, unfortunately, are gonna be ripping images from pixiv or danbooru, seeing as that’s topically appropriate. Again, I reiterate. You do NOT want some stupid elitist hipster prick to whine endlessly about how we’re stealing art from glorious Japan, so ACCREDIT THAT ART.

After that, put the pictures wherever you like/feel appropriate. And then you hit Post. Or you upload your opinion to your fancy weblogging site and post it there.

And there it is! Your very own editorial! Simple, isn’t it?

Disclaimer: This entire post is meant to be humerus and not to be taken as serious tips for an editorial. There are better people out there and flomu deserves a humor piece. All the art is from an old friend of mine, Jeanstealer/blueflower.

Part of it was denial, I suppose. I had… a certain subset of females that I taken a fancy to. I didn’t outright claim them of course, since I didn’t even understand my own feelings from the beginning.

Then I grew up. I learnt certain things about myself. Suddenly, my former feelings made a lot of sense.

And participating in 4chan’s 2D Valentine’s Day probably didn’t help things out, either.

Now I’m a man obssessed. A controlled obssession, but an obssession, nonetheless. With a ton of restraint, I… have bought some things. Not a dakimakura, but things, nonetheless. Certain songs trigger that part of the brain I strive to keep supressed while I work. Certain pictures on the Internet make me break out in a stupid sappy smile.

SHE IS LIVING IN MY DAMN HEAD. AND I DO NOT MIND THAT ONE BIT.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think…

I think I’m in love. (With Tomoe Mami)

And no, I’m still not gonna buy a dakimakura to simulate closeness. I am fully aware that she is a mental construct that is taking the place of a real woman. No, I have not given up on the 3D world as of yet.

…I NEED TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD. REPEATEDLY. PROBABLY WITH THE FANCY NEW BARRET ANTI-MATERIEL PAYLOAD RIFLE. 50CAL IS NOT ENOUGH. I NEED A FUCKING GRENADE TO MY FACE.

No really, someone guess the theme orz

Have I mentioned about how the best Strike Witches setting if Africa? No? I’ll just say it again.

Sometimes I have no idea what I’m doing.

You’d be surprised at what a danbooru search can turn up.

So just sit back and relax.

(And that wraps up the 12 Days of Anime. Now to Prepare for Editorial Day. Blame flomu.)

Mery Kurisu-Masu from the Kingdom of Biscotti! because Kurisu is totally related to Christmas, which is totally a feastday!

Also a Happy Corgimas to you all!